30 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes To Keep The Family Laughing

Bring joy and giggles to your holiday feast with clever sayings everyone will love!

Written by Bhavna Dubey
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It’s November already, and Thanksgiving is knocking at our doors. This also means everyone has started their thanksgiving preparations — dinner plans, guest lists, and we’re already excited about the family gathering we’re about to have! Thanksgiving this year, like other years, is not just about food and family gatherings, but about so much more. Most importantly, it’s about having the right kind of environment at home, because the day is all about counting our blessings and being grateful for them. But when there’s a crowd gathered in a place, the chances of conversations leading to a conflict are common. In those moments, you need to be the harbinger of joy and happiness. How else are you supposed to do that if not with these funny quotes?

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That’s why, we being your well-wishers, decided to fill your Thanksgiving holiday with giggles and gratitude by sharing some funny quotes with you. Keep reading as we uncover some of the most hilarious quotes about Thanksgiving. Here are 30 Thanksgiving quotes you can use on the dinner table to spark a light-hearted conversation:

1. When The Truth Cannot Be Denied

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2. Freedom Is, When You Don’t Have To Do The Grown-Up Conversations

Freedom Is, When You Don’t Have To Do The Grown-Up Conversations pinit button

3. Now That Looks Like The Real Black Friday Ritual!

Now That Looks Like The Real Black Friday Ritual pinit button

4. It’s Thanksgiving Because I’m Really Thankful For The Food

It’s Thanksgiving Because I’m Really Thankful For The Food pinit button

5. Let’s Just Be Thankful That We Exist, And Have A Life

Let’s Just Be Thankful That We Exist, And Have A Life pinit button

6. In Solidarity With Our Countrymen

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7. We Had Been Doing It Wrong All This While

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8. Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Is What You Live For Throughout The Year

Thanksgiving Pumpkin Pie Is What You Live For Throughout The Year pinit button

9. Nothing, Absolutely Nothing Can Beat Gravy

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10. You Know The Secret

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11. When You’re Absolutely Done With Life, And Thanksgiving Knocks In

When You’re Absolutely Done With Life, And Thanksgiving Knocks In pinit button

12. And We Believe In Following Traditions

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13. Now You Know Why Hungry Rhymes With Angry

Now You Know Why Hungry Rhymes With Angry pinit button

14. Just So You Can Have It All, And Can Serve It Hot

Just So You Can Have It All, And Can Serve It Hot pinit button

15. Feels Like Life Is Worth Living Again

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16. Or Maybe Try Having The Pumpkin Pie First Thing On The Thanksgiving Menu

Or Maybe Try Having The Pumpkin Pie First Thing On The Thanksgiving Menu pinit button

17. Hungry For Praises, Maybe?

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18. And Someone Had To Say The Truth

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19. So It’s Not A Big Deal, We Assume

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20. If That’s Happening, We’re Ready For A Diet Any Day

If Thats Happening, Were Ready For A Diet Any Day pinit button

21. Winter Isn’t Coming, It’s Actually Right Here!

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22. When The Bathrobe Is Uninvited

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23. And Americans Are The Most Patriotic Lot

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24. When The Realization Strikes

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25. Lips Don’t Lie On Thanksgiving Day

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26. Not Gonna Count Calories Anymore

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27. Thanks For Not Starving Me Today

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28. Why Didn’t Anyone Enlighten Me Before?

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29. All Hail The King!

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30. Thank God, There’s A Day Reserved For It

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We believe these funny Thanksgiving quotes will help you lighten up Thanksgiving dinner conversations. And who knows, you might even make up with relatives you couldn’t/wouldn’t keep in touch? After all, who doesn’t like people with a good sense of humor? Wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving! Have a good one!

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes to Spark Dinner Table Laughter

Watch now to discover 30 hilarious Thanksgiving quotes that will spark laughter at your dinner table. Learn how to lighten family gatherings with witty sayings and gratitude.

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