The Eccentric Butt Expose: What It Takes To Get The Perfect Wedding Photograph

Yes, we did an expose on how to get the perfect wedding shot. And yes, we named it the eccentric butt expose. No, we aren’t on a mushroom diet. Here’s what we found out. If you want the perfect photograph, your photographer needs to have an eccentric butt. Don’t trust us? Here, see for yourself.

1. The Dreamy Fairytale Picture

This woman is knee-deep in a pond, squatting to get the right picture.

2. The Overhead Romantic Shot

This photo of photographers high up on the trees and maintaining perfect balance by the sheer power of their taut butts will tell you how important the ‘butt factor’ is as a ‘Job Req’ for your photographer.

3. The Royal Princess Photo

This shot that explains how to click a beautiful photo without wetting your pants.

4. The Almost Kiss Shot

This awe-worthy shot of the couple needs the photographer to turn into Michael Jackson with a little bit of ‘butt help’ from his assistants.

5. Kisses By The Ocean

When you don’t have a ladder to mount up against the tree, fear not, the photographer will still manage to take a breathtaking photo, even if that means sitting on his assistant’s hand.