The indie horror experience No, I’m Not a Human thrusts players into a tense survival scenario inside a isolated home. Surrounded by Visitors—entities mimicking humans—you must discern friend from foe through observation, interaction, and risky decisions. Achievements reward exploration of this paranoia-filled world, totaling around 60, including multiple endings. This guide organizes them by difficulty and type, providing step-by-step methods without spoilers where possible.
Getting Started: Essential Mechanics and Easy Wins
Before diving into specifics, understand core gameplay. Days cycle through morning routines, visitor knocks, nightly checks, and survival tests. Tools like a phone, radio, TV, fridge items, and a gun aid decisions. Many achievements unlock naturally in early playthroughs.
- Daily Habits for Quick Progress: Check windows, use appliances, and interact consistently.
- Visitor Management: Some must enter, others shot; track dialogues over days.
- Multiple Runs Needed: Replay for branching paths and endings.
Beginner Achievements: No Risk Required
These pop in your first hour, focusing on basic actions.
| Achievement | How to Unlock |
|---|---|
| Idiot Box | Turn on the TV each morning upon waking. |
| Bottoms Up | Grab and drink a beer from the fridge daily. |
| Breakfast of Champions | Drink beer first thing in the morning, before any interactions. |
| Who You Gonna Call? | Attempt to use the hallway phone early on. |
| Transmission | Switch on the radio by your bedroom. |
Stack these by following a routine: wake, TV, beer, radio, phone check.
Visitor Interactions: Trust No One
Visitors knock at doors and windows. Inviting risks infestation; denying misses opportunities. Achievements often require specific guests over multiple days. Note: Some characters appear procedurally, so restart if needed.
Safe Invites and Conversations
- Fortune Teller: Allow entry and complete her reading session.
- One Way Ticket: Let the fireman inside; he’ll provide a key item.
- Family Dinner: Invite every possible guest who offers a prompt (excludes non-invitable ones).
- Over the Garden Wall: Peek out all three windows nightly until it triggers.
Risky Lets-In: Testing Limits
Some guests reveal secrets gradually.
| Achievement | Guest & Method | Days Needed |
|---|---|---|
| In the Safety of Your Own House | Hunched lady (cashier girl): Chat and test daily until confession. | Multiple (up to final day) |
| What’s That Smell? | Sun worshipper: Talk daily until beer request, then he vomits. | 3-5 |
| I’m Sorry Little One | Neighbor’s daughter: Simply let her in. | Day 1 possible |
| Listen-a-ay… | Topless man: Admit you’re home alone during chat. | Any appearance |
For confessions like the hunched lady, test repeatedly (point gun but don’t shoot) and exhaust dialogues.
Combat and Paranoia Mechanics
Gunplay introduces tension. Achievements balance killing and mercy.
- TV Made Me Do It: First-time visitor scan for signs.
- No, I Am Not a Murderer: Complete a run without firing.
- Double Trouble: Eliminate two Visitors same day.
- Frenemy: Kill or let Visitor handle the ‘amogus’ guy.
Advanced Tests and Tools
Use hygiene items (clean armpits, smoke for teeth stain) to fool checks.
- Harsh Compromise: Consume an energy drink.
- Know Your Enemy: Finish without any Visitors inside.
- Isolation: Skip TV, radio, windows entirely one run.
Special Characters and Items
Unique NPCs drive story branches.
Cat Lady and Pets
On night 4, invite the Cat Lady (always Visitor). From day 5, order cat food via ForRest, feed for:
- Pet Mechanic Unlocks: Prevents deaths on feed nights.
Cultists and Rituals
Night 8 brings cultists. Keep them alive (no FEMA) to night 11 for ritual option.
- May Death Cleanse Us of Our Sins!: Join the ritual.
Other Notables
| Achievement | Details |
|---|---|
| Lost in the Roots | Chat with Immortal Man daytime. |
| Amateurish Exorcism | Day 3 radio for Psychic number, call and converse. |
| Wait… Where Are the Others? | Wheelchair person: Test hands (Visitor if missing fingers). |
| Better Think Twice | Let twins inside. |
The 10 Endings: Pinnacle Challenges
Endings require precise runs, often combining prior achievements. There are 10, each with linked trophies.
- Wrath of the Vigilante: Fail Vigilante proof on night 10/12 (show white teeth, dirty pits, or ear).
- Child of Doom / Take Responsibility: Seductive woman path; accept blame post-events.
- FEMA Related: Earn ID by specific invites.
- Cult Ritual: As above.
- Whispers in the Darkness: Blind guy: Talk 5 days, check 6th.
- Bald Man Massacre: Day 8+ Enera, kill cultists/humans, drink to sustain.
More endings involve full hospitality or total isolation. Track via guest logs.
Phone and Communication Achievements
- Make a Call to Every Number: Dial all discovered numbers (Neighbor Day 1, Psychic, etc.).
- Meet All Characters: Exhaust every possible encounter.
FAQ: Common Achievement Hurdles
Q: Why didn’t Family Dinner pop?
A: Only counts invite-prompt guests; ignore others.
Q: How to get cat without dying?
A: Feed nightly post-acquisition.
Q: Isolation conflicts with others?
A: Dedicate a no-interaction run.
Q: Endings repeatable?
A: Yes, via chapter select or new game.
Q: Total achievements?
A: 60, including 10 endings (USUAL SUSPECTS update added 11).
Tips for 100% Completion
- Save Scumming: Manual saves before knocks.
- Track Appearances: Note who visits when.
- Hygiene Matters: Affects Vigilante checks.
- Replay Value: Demo has full list; full game expands.
Achieving 100% demands 10-20 hours across runs. Prioritize easy ones first, then endings. Community verifies methods.
References
- No, I’m Not A Human Demo: All Achievements Guide — YouTube (Mike – The Gaming Dad). 2025.
- How to Get All Achievements in No, I’m Not a Human — GameRant. 2025. https://gamerant.com/no-im-not-a-human-how-get-all-achievements/
- How To Unlock All Achievements In No, I’m Not A Human — TheGamer. 2025. https://www.thegamer.com/no-im-not-a-human-achievement-unlock-how-to-guide/
- Achievements :: No, I’m not a Human General Discussions — Steam Community. 2025. https://steamcommunity.com/app/3180070/discussions/0/601906666649213085/
- No, I’m Not A Human – 100% ACHIEVEMENTS GUIDE — YouTube. 2025.

