47 Outrightly Silly & Funny Love Status Messages To Share

Social media is a great way to share what’s been running through your mind, and status messages are by far the best way to let out your feelings. Whether it is Facebook or WhatsApp or any other social media platform, you can share these amazing funny love status messages and let the world (including THE ONE) know how you truly feel.

1.

funny-love-status-16

Cheeky yes, but very endearing and a good way to get someone to strike up a conversation with you.

2.

funny-love-status-2

It’s scary that your love is thinking about something as much as you are thinking about them, unless of course, they are thinking about you too!

[Read More: 51 Funny Marriage Greetings For Friends]

3.

funny-love-status-3

This funny love status makes a lot of sense when you consider how common misunderstandings between a couple often happen because of a simple miscommunication.

4.

funny-love-status-4

This funny love message talks of how we are often told what to do by the one we love (and we end up doing it as well). From what to wear, what to eat and many other things, our significant other can often dictate terms to us.

5.

funny-love-status-5

This funny love status talks about the goings on in everyday life when it comes to romance, and how when you’re trying to catch the eye of the person you love, but you just can’t seem to do it and they seem to be ignoring you, but you know that they know that you are looking…

6.

funny-love-status-6

Who needs eloquence when you can succinctly capture the very essence of love in one simple sentence? This excellent love status applies to a lot more than just love as well.

7.

funny-love-status-7

Equating virginity to a disease is not the right attitude to have, but unfortunately it is the attitude that persists in society today. This funny love status speaks of how you can be the cure to another’s ills, if only they gave you the chance.

8.

funny-love-status-8

The date of writing this is January 7th, so it seems about the right time for this particular break-up to happen!

9.

funny-love-status-9

A hilarious love status that speaks of how we are always connected through social media and the internet, and how we should not take it for granted. So send that text to the person you’ve been wanting to chat up fast!

10.

funny-love-status-10

Arguments are commonplace in every healthy relationship, and the correct way to defuse one is by sharing this witty and funny love status message that doesn’t concede defeat, but puts a funny spin on things.

[Read More: I Love You Status Messages]

11.

funny-love-status-11

Yet another funny love status message to share when you find things are heating up a bit. This status message talks of how you may have blamed your partner incorrectly, and how you admit that you were wrong in doing so, but it isn’t overly apologetic, instead opting for a funny vibe.

12.

funny-love-status-12

We can all agree there is a lot of truth to this funny love status message, especially in the context of romantic relationships.

13.

funny-love-status-13

Life is indeed a big and varied ride, which has its ups and downs, but with the right attitude, and the right person by your side, you can win the game and set a record score in the process.

14.

funny-love-status-14

Sometimes, being cheeky can have its benefits. If you’re feeling bold, opt for this funny love status message.

15.

funny-love-status-15

A great status message to put on when you want to show your lover that you care and want to hold on to them, without being overly soppy or sentimental about it.

16.

funny-love-status-1

Ever forgot an important date with your partner? Faced the consequences?This funny love status talks about how when you are in love and you forget some date or event that is important to your partner, then you are in a lot of trouble!

17.

funny-love-status-17

Be prepared for interrogatory questions coming your way if you end up using this one.

18.

funny-love-status-18

Originally a quote by the great Jean Illsley Clarke, this makes for a great status message when you’re in a frisky mood and you want to let your partner know.

19.

funny-love-status-19

Also works for boyfriend of course. This is one of those funny love status messages that are best used when you guys are already very tight, or it could lead to some interesting conversations.

20.

funny-love-status-20

Flirty, funny and lets the people who are checking your feed know that you are different. Unless you are serious about not being truthful in a relationship, of course, that is out of bounds and then some.

21.

funny-love-status-21

The best status messages are the ones that combine facts with a bit of humour, and this one is an excellent example of just that.

[Read More: 23 Magical Marriage Wishes Quotes That Celebrate Love]

22.

funny-love-status-22

Love may not show up on X-rays, but we’re pretty sure that heartbreak will. Or at least given how much it hurts, it should.

23.

funny-love-status-23

One for all the people in long term relationships, this is a hilariously cynical view on things. Purists will, of course, argue that what they’re on is love itself.

24.

funny-love-status-24

Originally famously uttered by Chris Rock, this almost truism makes for a great and light-hearted funny love status message, and is more than certain to get you a few likes and comments, and even women will be hard pressed to agree with this logic.

25.

funny-love-status-25

There’s nothing like a bit of harmless joking between husband and wife, and we think that this funny love status message is a great way to get her in the mood.

26.

funny-love-status-26

Indeed, however, laughing at that one time your love tripped over and fell on the kitchen floor is fair game, provided no one was hurt of course.

27.

funny-love-status-27

As they say, it’s funny because it’s true!

28.

funny-love-status-28

This funny love status message is sure to elicit a string of “awws” from those who happen to read it, and there’s no harm done, except if any fat kids take offence.

29.

funny-love-status-29

A funny take on how sometimes all love takes is a glance, or you know, five minutes of ogling. Different strokes for different folks!

30.

funny-love-status-30

George Carlin makes a very good point with this statement. Venus and Mars are too far away, let’s just work on figuring out all of the earthlings first.

31.

funny-love-status-31

Think of most Bollywood movies before the turn of the century. But seriously, we cannot vouch for the fact that this is a good strategy, just that it’s a funny love status message. But hey, if it works for you then power to you!

32.

funny-love-status-32

A darker but still humorous funny love status message, and a very popular view amongst most people who have ever been in love and found that the first time is definitely not the charm.

33.

funny-love-status-33

This hilarious one liner treats love as some kind of infection or virus, and as we all know, it is a deadly virus with a propensity to spread at a rapid and alarming rate.

34.

funny-love-status-34

Originally a Woody Allen quote, this is one of those funny love status messages that raises a lot of questions, questions that we feel would be very interesting to answer.

35.

funny-love-status-35

It can be a cynical line if you want, but it doesn’t necessarily have to be that way. People in love often find the darndest ways to paint their object of affection in the prettiest light, often without stopping to think whether their beliefs and expectations are grounded in reality or not. That’s what being in love is all about though!

36.

funny-love-status-36

Said Nietzsche. And we’re willing to bet he wasn’t talking about skin deep beauty either. Sometimes we’re so infatuated with the other person that we need to take several steps back and get a good hard look at what we’ve plunged ourselves head-first into.

37.

funny-love-status-37

And like any exploding cigar, you hope that it explodes with flavour and aroma. Well, not quite literally explosives, because that would be no fun at all.

38.

funny-love-status-38

Isn’t that the truth?

39.

funny-love-status-39

Of course it is. Although saying those magical three words before bedtime isn’t something anyone should cut out of their lives at all.

40.

funny-love-status-40

And if you do find someone that you love to be around, and they can tolerate you annoying them all the time, then you really are lucky.

41.

funny-love-status-41

When you’re at that level of comfort and intimacy, being stupid together is sometimes the most fun way to be.

42.

funny-love-status-42

Ah, evolution! How you have conned us all into falling for each other, just for your own benefit.

[Read More: How To Know If A Girl Loves You? 21 Pointers You Need To Know]

43.

funny-love-status-43

Ask all of the ones who still remain loyal to their partners, those who have suffered great heartbreak and those struggling to move on from experiences years ago, and you will begin to see a clear pattern emerge.

44.

funny-love-status-44

What else can we say except Amen!

45.

funny-love-status-45

And the husband to tolerate his wife’s singing, but don’t mention that! It truly is special how much we care for and tolerate the ones we love.

46.

funny-love-status-46

Just like many before it, a combination of funny and true often makes for an excellent funny love status message.

47.

funny-love-status-47

It’s a funny comparison, but guess what, it makes a lot of sense too. Nothing to do but give it some time.
So there you have it folks, a collection of the best and funny love status messages that you can share on your social media network of choice.

SHARE THIS STORY ON FACEBOOK