Five Naughty Things You Must Do The First Weekend Of 2016
If I may, 2016 doesn’t quite have a ring to it. Not that non-prime numbers ever had a ring to themselves. But then, you can always give a bland number like 16 meaning, if you have the mental acumen to do so.
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But obviously this means you’ll have to do something extra-special if you want to remember a mediocre number like 2016. And I’ve got an idea on how the two of you can do that; more like a bunch of ideas.Take heed, these feats require a safe word, and ‘yellow’ doesn’t cut it. And they all need more than just a bed.
Uke- receiver
Seme- giver
What you’ll need:
- Heels
- Stockings only look good, but they give an added kink effect.
- Something to allow for smooth friction.
- Preferably a little bit of alcohol in your systems for a heightened feel.
- A backup plan, in case you get caught, or some household item breaks.
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1. Suspended Congress
If you’ve watched Thank You For Smoking then you probably know about this move; there’s this strategically cut view of Katie Holmes hanging onto a wardrobe pole while Aaron Eckhart helped her move. This is one move you’d definitely want to try out. Depending on your physical attributes, heights, and the physics of it, it can be a fun workout
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2. X factor
It’s supposed to be a super-deep position, if you get the physics right. You start of with reverse cowgirl, but go prone, with the uke’s frontal side coming into contact with the seme’s legs. So the seme gets a full view of the uke’s back and butt. The seme can sit up instead of just lying on his back, to assist movement, but then that move is called the galley/prone tiger. If the uke is below and the seme is on top, then you call it the propeller.
3. Catherine Wheel
This one only looks like a feat; it’s not that tough, the issue is the possible backaches and sprains if you two mess up while moving, which is why you’ll need the save word. If either of you feels ‘tangled’ then recalibrate the position. You’ll need stuff to hold onto to get you into that ‘lock-on’.
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4. Doorway Play
Standing sex it the biggest challenge ever; it’s okay if one of you is standing, but when you’re both standing, placement goes for a toss. But that’s when six inch heels come in handy. Just make sure you don’t get caught.
And if you get a bit stiff, let the seme use a chair.
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5. Triumphant Arch
As the name suggests, the uke normally wins this one. It’s a pretty intimate position, and the uke will have to bend knees, so cramps set in unless the seme helps out. Try to find the best placements that will make sure you both keep the blood flowing into your hands and feet, and then have in on the action.
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